He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Italy is located in the centre of the Mediterranean Sea, in Southern Europe, and is also considered part. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. Italy (Italian: Italia ()), officially the Italian Republic (Italian: Repubblica Italiana repubblika italjana), is a country consisting of a peninsula delimited by the Alps and several islands surrounding it, whose territory largely coincides with the homonymous geographical region. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. In 2008 I decided to create our cartoon version. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. Everybody knows about The Italian Man Who Went To Malta: a famous joke that circulated around the web. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch! She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. The woman was simply told that this was procedure and without the signature she would need to file a court case in Malta, after which the issue would be at the mercy of the Italian. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. But when she went to the Italian embassy to try and renew the travel document, she claims she was told that her estranged husband’s signature was required. read with Italian accent, those who cannot, suffer ) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech. If you post a NSFW image/link in the comments, it must be tagged as NSFW (Nudity/gross images) or NSFL (Gore/extremely disturbing images, and only if relevant to the conversation) This subreddit is not a platform for blatant self-promotion, cake day posts are ok. (YouTube, Imgur, etc)Īs a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit to 3 every 24 hours. Jokes must be in text format, no bots, emojis or linking allowed. If you want to be a dick, go to /r/insults Keep the comment section civil and light-hearted. At first, the script seems funny but after I have finished. No limericks, riddles or lists of jokes - as of Italian Man Who Went to Malta You no understand, I want 2 piece on the my plate.- Italian Man. Racial hate, rape, beating women, sexual content involving minors and genocide jokes will be removed. Video source: The Italian Man Who Went To Malta. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes, we do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes. Scene summary: An Italian man gets hot under the collar when he is misunderstood due to his very thick accent. Please post a joke with a title and a punchline.
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